The story is there's bat who is half bat, half human, who is an alcoholic, an idiot, and a very rare species. One day an evil king steals everyone's presents (what's funny is everyone's birthday is on the same day). The next day, a drunken batkid wakes up, unaware what happened the day before while trying to become the king of all the land. He sets out to find all 40 presents, while charging 15$ a present. He some how finds his way in to a large castle, unaware it's the kings castle. In the process, batkid accidentally kills the king. Batkid is then crowned king of the land. And that's not all of the story...